Sick

Actual conversation with Leonard after getting back from Walgreens with a temple thermometer.

Him:  "I'm not sick. I'm just choking."  (after coughing and then sneezing)

Me:  "You don't choke when you sneeze."

Him:  "I'm not sick."

A few minutes later...

Me:  "I'll just take your temperature while you're asleep."

Him:  "I sleep all night."

Me:  "I know."

Good times with a kid that insists that he's not sick.  When he does get sick, I can't imagine this being much fun at all.